10) *Manu thinking about Kusum*

Pappi - Nai....Never Kya..kya...kya.....Kya soch rahe ho.. hanso mat bade bhaiya,ye tanu Ji nahi hai ...nahi hain.

11) *Kusum introducing herself to Manu*

Kusum - Hamara naam hai h .. Kumari Kusum Sangwani..Yo hamri saheli Pinky. Hum Ramjas College Delhi University me Padhu Chu.Sport kote se admission liya, National level ka Athletes hun su...Jila Jhajhar ....124507 aur phone no dohun ko na..

12) *Manu to Mental Asylum Doctor*

Manu - Arrey maine apni biwi tak ko hawas ki nazar se nahi dekha dusro ko kya dekhunga!

13) *Pappi to Manu*

Pappi - Tum kya salman khan ho jo tumhe commitment issues hai?

14) *Pappi to Manu*

Pappi - Dilli ka aadha pollution to aashiko ki wajah se hai.

15) *Pappi to Manu*

Pappi - Humari bhi to shadi karao. 34 ke ho gye hai, humari bhi to jarurate hain. Aise hi to aadmi criminal ban jata hai.

16) *Kusum's Brother to Panchayat Head*

Kusum's Brother - Haan toh tum kya dinosaur ke biradari ke ho jo ye tumhari aakhri peedhi hai.

17) *Pappi to Manu*

Pappi - Band karo ye hawas ka nanga naach. Manoj Sharma bade Shahrukh Khan bane ghoom rahe ho. huh? Eh. Eh. Eh. Pehle bhi ye hua hai. Pehle bhi wo hua hai. Mein batata hun pehle bhi kya hua hai. Pehle bhi aapne iski lugai hadap li thi. Pehli bhi tumne is gareeb ke pet pe laat mari hai.

18) *Raja Awasthi to Tanu*

Raja Awasthi - Hum hai seedhe saadhe theke daar aadmi. Zyaada dimaag nahi hai humare paas. Bas itna jaante hai ki eet se eet jodne ke liye cement ki zaroorat padhti hai. Ab wo  JK cement ho ya Ambuja, humein ghanta fark nahi padta hai.

19) *Kusum to Payal*

Kusum - Baa dekh ..."Kabutar"...!!

Nikhil Gudadhe